inasmilinggodwetrust-soapbox:

"Asexuals don’t belong in the community and aren’t queer"

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"Gray-asexuals are just straight people invading queer safe spaces"image

"Demisexuals are just special snowflakes and aren’t even asexuals"

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sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

Tagged: #marvel #hawkeye

queenofthebeasties:

Daleks aren’t very good at whispering, are they?

IT IS DECIDED. WE WON’T TELL THE DOCTOR STANDING TWO FEET AWAY ABOUT THE SECRET WE ARE DISCUSSING VERY LOUDLY. THEY WILL NEVER KNOW.

telapathetic:

telapathetic:

the fact that textposts are stolen from tumblr and put up on twitter, then screenshotted and put back up on tumblr literally amazes me

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Tagged: #see later

relahvant:

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

so he just stopped breathing ma’am?

pussylipgloss:

you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

Tagged: #see later

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

Tagged: #see later

internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

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Ever taste something so good you wanted to slap your mama?

@Anonymous

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

no because if i ever slapped my ma that something would be the last thing i ever tasted

assilikesbowties:

today’s been the first proper warm day in finland this year

men walking around shirtless

women sunbathing in bikinis

everyone complaining about how hot it is

it’s 17°C